Today’s Lunch Conversation

Brother-in-law #1 (the older one): (talking about Brother-in-law #2) I look better than him.

(pause to let us stare at him for an explanation)

Well, I’m 50-60 pounds heavier than him, but you can’t tell.

Brother-in-law #2: This is success to him — “I don’t look nearly as fat as I really am.”