So my husband informed me this morning that he was going to have to leave me…
for Jenny McCarthy.
You see, with the Playboy model, and star of multiple TV series cancelled within the first few episodes, returning to singledom, he said he just couldn’t stand by and let her slip away – especially after refraining from persuing Nicole Kidman once she left the Scientologist Freak formerly known as Tom Cruise.
So after composing myself from the hysterics (which could have been construed as laughter), I told him to go ahead and “hit that.” After all, who am I to stand in the way of a love that’s surely meant to be.
And now… if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to buy a plane ticket for LA so I can track down Michael Vartan.