So I bought some milk at the grocery store this evening that’s dated October 24th. That’s two weeks away from today, people, in case you don’t have a vision of an October calendar burned into your brain.
Anyone care to wager how long it will actually remain drinkable? Do we dare believe that this milk will stay fresh for 14 DAYS? What would the odds be on that bet?
In other news, I had to write mind-numbing blurbs today at work for five hours, so you get no thought-provoking post tonight. Sorry.