May All Your Children Have Addictions That Cost a Billion Times More Than What You Charge for Your Products

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I hate you Apple. Hate. You.

Now you will have me buying episodes of Lost when I don’t manage to sit my ass down in front of the TV to watch — which by the way, doesn’t happen often — but you’ll end up with my $1.99 anyway for that episode.

Not that I want your silly little video iPod. If I wanna see Sawyer, I don’t wanna look at a two-inch screen. He’s gotta be at least on my 12.1-inch iBook screen.

And when I decide that I would love to see a video, since MTV and VH1 won’t play them anymore — EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHAT THEY WERE STARTED FOR… ahem — I’ll end up paying another $1.99 for a glimpse of Dave Grohl or Keith Urban (mraaawr) or some other good looking male performer that I can’t think of right now.

A curse upon you, Apple. A curse upon you and all your families!

Sincerely,

An Apple-Addicted Consumer

P.S. — How long before you have episodes of Alias?

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6 thoughts on “May All Your Children Have Addictions That Cost a Billion Times More Than What You Charge for Your Products

  1. We have nothing but Apples in our house. I have an iBook, hubby has a MacMini, we both have iPods.

    I do have Virtual PC because of my Pampered Chef business. They don’t make their software for Mac. 😦

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