Not that I intend to see the next Rocky film he’s planning on doing, but I just saw the headline that he’s planning on also reviving Rambo. It’s not April 1st is it? I mean, I realize the time changes this weekend, but it is October. Would someone pull a Halloween prank like this? How can this happen? Who is authorizing this stuff? The man will be 60 years old next year. 60!
He is no longer a boxer. He is no longer some hulking, shirtless maniac with bullets strapped on his chest. He could be a grandfather, several times over! He might have been nominated for an Oscar for the writing the script for and his performance in Rocky, but he has won multiple Razzies for his work.
Come on. Give it up. Ashton’s out there punking us right?