I just saw on an assisted living community’s calendar that they take a weekly shopping trip to the Super Target. SUPER? I know of the holiness of the establishment known as Tar-jay, but to have a Super Tar-jay? Who could be so lucky? Why can’t we get one of these in Greenville? Who does someone have to sleep with to make that happen?
I must find out more about this divine mecca. Who has experienced this ritual known as Super Tar-jay? Is it all that is good and holy? Does it make your life complete?
Oh to be able to step foot in that shopping temple.