Conversation at Today’s Company Christmas Dinner

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“I heard someone ask, ‘If it’s Jesus’ birthday, why do we get all the gifts?'”

“Well, it would be kinda hard to get those gifts to him.”

“I bet Amazon could do it.”

“Yeah, but could we still get Super Saver Shipping?”

“Of course! As long as you spend $25!”

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6 thoughts on “Conversation at Today’s Company Christmas Dinner

  1. What’s this?

    That makes two deep questions in two weeks…interesting.

    Here’s why you lucky folks get the presents on my son’s/my/the holy ghost’s birthday. it’s so simple and so obvious and has nothing to do with super saver shipping from Amazon…it’s simply because I’m a hell of a guy.

    That’s it, no divine mysteries, no theological dogma and no religious imperatives…it’s just because I’m simply a sweetheart of a deity.

    You’re welcome.

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  2. I think you came up with a genius business plan, send packages to people who have died and passed on! Free with an order over $50, next day by 9am HST (heaven standard time).

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