Bread and Milk Warning: Round Two

Residents of Upstate SC:

The National Weather Service is forecasting the possibility of snow, sleet, and freezing rain this weekend.

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Ladies and gentlemen, you know what this means. Go RIGHT NOW to your local grocery store and clean them out of bread and milk just as you did in December. Little Debbie Cakes? No, they last forever. You don’t want staples people. You want PERISHABLE ITEMS. Don’t bother yourself with snack foods and things you can eat if the power goes out. Stock up on refrigerated foods so that when you do lose power, you’ll waste your money.

You have been warned Upstate residents. We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging.

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  1. Sorry I haven’t been by in a while, been very busy with work but I finally have a weekend off. This is a great post! The words and picture really grabbed by attention. You know the grocery stores usually bribe the weather forcasters into saying ice or snow when they are overstocked with milk or bread. I just wanted you to know I stopped by. Got some new poems up.

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