I’d like to thank…
• All the little people who’ve blogrolled me
• WordPress.com for putting me at the top of their Fastest Growing Blogs list
• The freaks whose weird-ass searches have brought them here only to be disappointed that there are no pictures of Vickie Lawrence’s ass 😕
If I weren’t so self-deprecating, I might let this go to my head — but it’s big enough already… as is my ass… and my thighs… I’ll just stop there.