So Haley Joel Osment was in a car accident early this morning. Not such a big deal, I suppose. No talk of drugs or drinking as of yet, although these days I wouldn’t be surprised if either or both was involved.
Here’s what gets me: Homeboy was driving a 1995 Saturn. WTF? Even I drive a 1996 Saturn (purple, thank you very much — one of the few made that year)! This dude has been acting since he could walk. He was nominated for an Oscar for The Sixth Sense, a huge box-office smash. What is he doing driving a 1995 Saturn?
What… could nobody find a Geo Tracker for him? How about a Ford Probe? Chevy Citation anyone?
Has he fallen so far already? Perhaps no one has been paying it forward as far as his bills are concerned?