Ladies and gentlemen:
Here it is — your first Bread and Milk Warning of 2007.
This is not a drill. The National Weather Service still has NO IDEA how much precipitation we’ll get and in what form it will be, so GO NOW to the grocery store and stock up on bread and milk.
Maybe toilet paper too…
Because you never know how long we could be stuck inside our homes in SOUTH CAROLINA!
Remember, you were warned.