Harry Potter Has a Happy Trail

An internal dialogue after seeing the promo pictures for Equus — the play that Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) is starring in:

Me: (Seeing People.com headline link on my Google home page that says: “Daniel Radcliffe stars in sexy new photos!”) Hmmm… (clicks link and stares at a bare-chested Harry Potter)

Perv Me: Oh… my… wow… um… he’s been working out.

Prude Me: Oh God! This isn’t right….

Perv Me: Look at the happy trail…

Prude Me: He’s half your age! UNNATURAL!

Perv Me: But…

Prude Me: STOP IT!

Perv Me: Well, I’m at least e-mailing the link.

Later conversation with Cinlach:

Me: Did you get my e-mail?

Cinlach: Yes, but I didn’t click on the link.

Me: But it’s —

Cinlach: I don’t want to look at sexy pictures of Harry Potter.

Me: (opening up the link in another Safari window) They’re not that bad.

Cinlach: (almost whining) I really don’t want to see this. (People.com page loads) Wow, homeboy is ripped.

Me: I know!

Cinlach: Look, I don’t want to see his Harry Peter!

Me: (moving the arrow to the happy trail) Well, apparently he has one.

And then I think Cinlach threw up a little in his mouth.

But if it were Hermione, he’d have it as a desktop. If she’s legal, of course.

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6 thoughts on “Harry Potter Has a Happy Trail

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  1. A hahahaha! I’m so glad to know someone else out there experienced throes of guilt over their reaction to those pictures!
    Damn. That’s just not right. NOT. RIGHT. AT. ALL.

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  2. the thing that bothers me is the double standard.

    if i had clicked on a link that said “sexy emma watson pictures” then i’d be a pedophilic freak.

    but it’s perfectly ok for sappy chick to click the daniel radcliffe one.

    you all do know he’s been appearing fully nude in a play in london right?

    i’ll bet you there’s pictures if you just dig a little.

    you filthy perverts.

    now, where did i find those smokin’ pics of emma watson again?

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