An internal dialogue after seeing the promo pictures for Equus — the play that Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) is starring in:
Me: (Seeing People.com headline link on my Google home page that says: “Daniel Radcliffe stars in sexy new photos!”) Hmmm… (clicks link and stares at a bare-chested Harry Potter)
Perv Me: Oh… my… wow… um… he’s been working out.
Prude Me: Oh God! This isn’t right….
Perv Me: Look at the happy trail…
Prude Me: He’s half your age! UNNATURAL!
Perv Me: But…
Prude Me: STOP IT!
Perv Me: Well, I’m at least e-mailing the link.
Later conversation with Cinlach:
Me: Did you get my e-mail?
Cinlach: Yes, but I didn’t click on the link.
Me: But it’s —
Cinlach: I don’t want to look at sexy pictures of Harry Potter.
Me: (opening up the link in another Safari window) They’re not that bad.
Cinlach: (almost whining) I really don’t want to see this. (People.com page loads) Wow, homeboy is ripped.
Me: I know!
Cinlach: Look, I don’t want to see his Harry Peter!
Me: (moving the arrow to the happy trail) Well, apparently he has one.
And then I think Cinlach threw up a little in his mouth.
But if it were Hermione, he’d have it as a desktop. If she’s legal, of course.