At Publix this past Sunday morning:
Cinlach: (after reading the tabloid headline) Oh, good grief… is Jennifer Aniston really pregnant? I hear enough about that bitch. Now I gotta hear about this too?
Me: I think that’s a rumor.
Teenage Checkout Girl: She’s too old to have kids. Isn’t she, like, 40?
And then I smothered her with a plastic bag…