Not Helping the Biological Clock

At Publix this past Sunday morning:

Cinlach: (after reading the tabloid headline) Oh, good grief… is Jennifer Aniston really pregnant? I hear enough about that bitch. Now I gotta hear about this too?

Me: I think that’s a rumor.

Teenage Checkout Girl: She’s too old to have kids. Isn’t she, like, 40?

And then I smothered her with a plastic bag…

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