Front Desk Fun

Tonight… Front Desk… 7:55 pm

Phone rings.

Me: Thank you for calling (place where I work). This is Carla.

Female Caller: (in drugged out southern drawl) Did y’all call here?

Me: Apparently so. Are you a student here?

Female Caller: (pause) Mmmno.

Me: Are you interested in becoming a student here?

Female Caller: (pause) Mmmmno.

Me: Is anyone in your house interested in attending (place where I work)?

Female Caller: (pause) Yeah… my sister.

Me: Is she home? Perhaps I could transfer her to someone who can talk to her about the school?

Female Caller: (pause) Mmmmno.

Me: Okay then. Just tell her that we did call, and she can give us a call back when —

*click*

Here’s hoping her sister is more eloquent.

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