Why I Don’t Like Volunteering to Drive

Sunday, 9:45 am

Me: You want me to drive or do you want to?

Him: It doesn’t matter.

Me: Okay, I’ll drive.

Him: Vagina rock it is.

Me: It’s not all chick music.

Him: You’re listening to WVAG… Vagina rock, all day every day…

Me: Shut up…

Him (switching to deep gravely announcer-esque voice): Sara Bareilles, Alanis Morissette, Sarah McLachlan, Adele…

Me: I hate you.

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