Today’s Friday High-Five goes to the dude letting his dog take a dump on the grassy knoll in front of Fuddruckers on Woodruff Road.
Yes, you, sir, the dude who wouldn’t hide your dog’s doodoo behind the restaurant. Nope, that’s not good enough. Nevermind the fact that there are nine — NINE — restaurants within a stone’s throw of the location of your dog’s defecation.
Hungry workers were sitting in traffic, mouths watering for a Fuddruckers burger, a plate of Lieu’s Spicy Chicken from Lieu’s Chinese Bistro, a stack of pancakes from IHOP, a pan of sizzling fajitas from Monterrey, a basket of calabash chicken from Tavern 24 — you get the idea.
But what was their appetizer? The glimpse of your dog — not a petite ankle biter, but something as large as a labrador — squatting down dropping a deuce in front of lunch commuters. Awesome…
So, as long as you washed your hands after you (hopefully) scooped that poop, I give you a hearty high-five. You stay classy.