Saturday’s discussions about where to dine for lunch inevitably turns to the lack of places to eat in Pickens and then to the restaurants that are coming soon, namely Zaxby’s — which, due to my grandmother’s trouble pronouncing her Xs, turns into Zappy’s.
Me: The article I saw in the paper says it’s going to look like a red barn on the outside.
Mom: I think the one in Myrtle Beach is like that.
Nanny: Well, from what I can tell about the picture, I don’t know if I’ll be able to find the front door.
Mom: I think we can help you with that, Momma. We’ll go with you the first time.