After listening to two of her daughters teasing each other while checking out at Goody's... Nanny (to the cashier): I didn't raise them this way.
Nanny: The reunion is the second Sunday in October. Mom: So it's next Sunday. Nanny: No it's the second Sunday. Mom: But tomorrow is the first Sunday so next Sunday is the reunion. Nanny: Well, it's not Sunday yet. Tomorrow is the next Sunday.